Sunday, August 10, 2008

Official Start

Remember when life gets you down grin and bare it!

So here it is everyone, our first blog. Now don't count on me to be witty like some people or a consistent "blogger" like others, all you can hope for is a semi-up-to-date blog that at least lets you know what is going on in our lives.

First, I have to vent a little of my frustrations. When Conner first started getting teeth I was so excited. I was diligent in recording each day that his little teeth popped through his swollen gums and even made little diagrams in his book to indicate which tooth had come through. Blast all those efforts because now all he seems to be able to do with his cute little white teeth is BITE! That's right BITE! Have you ever watched Jeff Foxworthy when he
talks about the beaver biting a man's nipple "O -F- F, off" well I fear the day that his stand up routine will soon consist of the same story only it will be "Conner Edwards bit his mother's finger O-F-F, off."
I guess I can't be too upset for as my family will remember we were notorious biters but how do you teach a child not to bite when you bite him back or tell him no and he laughs. It has now become quite the game in our home and no one is exempt from the wrath of Conner. Our poor dog I fear is going to lose her tail any day now. However, on the plus side we do have our own personal document, trash, or just about everything shredder. For all your shredding needs please call Tiny Teeth now operating 24 hours a day 7 days a week.

I guess that is it really except, go Team USA and if anyone has any suggestions for our little problem please, PLEASE let us know. Thanks.

Signed, Bite marks and Bruises

2 comments:

  1. Heh, I guess that's what you get for being such a bad biter when you were a kid ;) We all know I wasn't that way at all...snicker. Glad to know you finally joined the blogging world. Love ya!

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  2. You guys have a blog! That is so fun! Good luck with the biting thing. My little brother used to bite all the time. My dad finally bit him back, hard. He stopped after that. Good luck!
    --Ali

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